For this, he decides to take his evil to the next level. [the door opens and Professor Chaos appears] Butters [enters cackling] The time for fun and games is over, feeble-minded fools! Chaos Confus-O-Tron: Confuse and Shock a foe. He's more like a prop. Disgusted, Clyde complains that this kind of decision should not be made into a game, to which Cartman hurls more fudge-related insults. 04/10/2002. Butters concludes that the liberal media is covering up the events in order to prevent panic. Yes. I want to join you. Well, in the, in the months since our friend Kenny died, you've really stepped up as a friend and "filled the gap," so to speak. No? Ya, it's 2020 and it sucks, but can we all play nice in the pool?? Well uh, it's my pleasure! Those who do not know me yet shall know me very soon, for the hour of Chaos ih-is at hand! Professor Chaos Member. Unique Chefs Hat Stickers designed and sold by artists. Uh prepare for the greatest supervillain you've ever seen! Choksondik. All right, the rest of you, thanks for coming. Ah, I need to go to the bathroom. 12/27/204:02 PM. O! Disarray. Will Professor Chaos's latest plot succeed and be the final undoing of Earth? Robert T. Pooner Presents A Pooner Pictures Production Cartman: Deep in the lands of Zaron, the humans of Kupa Keep struggle to stay alive as they are attacked by the wicked Drow Elves of Larnion. Ah I really let one go in there. Later episodes often have this melodramatic piano music or orchestra playing in some scenes that are actually funny in the right context. You called out Professor Chaos, and you also called out, eh your own demise! While Millie isn't part of the quests, she can be found between the Unplanned Parenthood and the other pink building. And which boy has been chosen to be the replacement for Kenny? You shall be my accomplice in evil. Devastation over his rejection unleashes Butters' dark side and Professor Chaos is born. This is a script of the cutscenes in Sonic Unleashed.. Now, whenever we multiply a number times five, the result is going to end in a zero or a five. White or transparent. Now transformed, he makes his way downstairs. Upon receiving the orders, the two customers, who happen to be sitting in adjacent booths, inform the waitress that he has received the wrong order, and the situation is quickly resolved. Ms. As my Dad said, sooner or later every tool becomes a hammer. There, Cartman kicks Pip out of the contest for requesting tea and crumpets from the snack vendors. Nothing to do now but watch the world die! Never mind. There's some chocolates and lih-liquorice, and some games and peh- pencils inside. After the swimsuit, portion, the contestants perform their talents: Jimmy does a stuttering standup routine, Towelie attempts to play "Stairway to Heaven" on his guitar while stoned, and Token does a sort of hula dance, winning the competition. [The game starts with an epic dark fantasy movie-style cutscene and Cartman's voiceover.] Butters tries to do this with his Professor Chaos alter-ego, but it doesn't work too well as most of his schemes are just too inefficient, ineffective, and downright stupid, and once causes him to lose his eye in an accident while he was having a mock battle with the main characters and they forgot they were using real weapons.. Professor Chaos informs everyone that he will continue to wreak havoc. Professor Chaos sees that two soup orders are ready and placed on the counter. He picks them up and switches them around, and watches as they are taken to their respective customers. Moments later, Butters returns. Cartman tells those who didn't make the cut to "get the fudge out." Professor Chaos: Phew! As the students are searching the room, Butters grins evilly in his chair, thinking to himself how no one will find the eraser, as he has buried it in his backyard so all that is written will stay on the board, which makes Butters think the amount of arithmetic will make people's heads explode. [he holds his hands some distance apart and a ball of energy appears. There goes a hit to left field, and Foley's going to score. Professor Chaos 8 September 2003. But we certainly want to thank you for all your hard work and attempts at being our friend, lame as they were. The contest also includes background characters, such as DogPoo Petuski, who complains "I've been around these guys for like, five years, and never got to say or do anything.". Darkness falls as the humans beg their King to save them. Hey, do you think maybe we should build a boat? Tweek Tweak • Talk to her to befriend her. Eggman: Oh ho ho ho! In the end, one of you will be the new Kenny. You stole that eraser in your class. Not to be deterred, Butters asks to go to the bathroom. Meanwhile, the boys search for a new friend. New Kid, congratulations. After the world was shattered, the Assistant met Sonic the Hedgehog, C… South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Extras • All right, that does it! To his dismay, there is no mention anywhere of Professor Chaos's evil. South Park. But by himself, he does get Cartman back, in a big way. We are going to tear down the Earth's precious atmosphere! Professor Chaos! Every living creature and every sacred building will soon be under leagues and leagues of cold and dark water. Script • The rest are disappointed, and Dougie O'Connell complains that the boys never even got a chance to know him. Back at the boys' contest, it is announced that they have narrowed their choices down to ten potential friends, being Token Black, Clyde Donovan, Craig Tucker, Timmy Burch, Pip Pirrip, Jimmy Valmer, Jason, Towelie, Loogie (referred to as Luigi in this episode), and Tweek Tweak. Get the fudge out! Oh. Opening [Scene: Outer space above earth.] Meanwhile, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman have further narrowed their choices to six potential friends: Token, Timmy, Tweek, Pip, Towelie, and Jimmy. All right, congratulations to those of you selected to stay. Chaos Storm: Butters zaps up to five random targets with energy bolts, sometimes hitting more than once depending on the chance. South Park:. Heh ah I thought we were really havin' fun together. All right, those with roses will move on to the swimsuit and talent competition. All right, children, before we get started, has anybody seen the eraser for the chalkboard? 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